earthdad:

when someone really cute calls you cute first

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Reblogged from Beer Is My Secret.

Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

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abscondi:

danny devito confirmed for smash

abscondi:

danny devito confirmed for smash

rninor:

weepingdildo:

landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

"I’ll make you moan, over"

"bend over"
"bend what? over"

Reblogged from Keep On Smiling (:

betenoiresmash:

How to suddenly become Sub-Zero of Mortal Kombat…

Reblogged from Hello, Hello, Kitty~!
Reblogged from Hello, Hello, Kitty~!

urbancatfitters:

if u watch closely while i take tests u can see me mouthing profanity at the test paper

Reblogged from Hello, Hello, Kitty~!

thedopeninja:

im ok w spending $40 on food but wont buy a $40 shirt

yes

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date:

have you ever had a dream about someone and then you started feeling different about him because of that dream?

Reblogged from Hello, Hello, Kitty~!